January 18, 2012
Not being a computer genius, I have no idea how to go dark for SOPA, so I’ve changed my blog background to black. If you are smarter, please go to sopastrike.com and redirect your page to the one they are providing. They include a simple roadmap for you to allow your followers to register their opinion.
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January 2, 2012
I didn’t believe it at first. In fact, I was amused when the book “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” was released. I did wonder if he was just looking for the annoying sparkly ones, the well dressed vampires in the closet like Pitt and Cruise, or the creepy grungy Tarantino types. The cover of the book was certainly provoking:
But recently a dear friend, whom we’ll call Messalina, sent me irrefutable proof that not only had our administration hunted vampires but that something went terribly wrong and the hunters ultimately became the hunted.
As you may be aware there are no laws protecting those who would assassinate vampires (on the whole, it’s a public service), but there are laws in place protecting our highest ranking public servants regardless of their, um, persuasion…
Documents that I have in my possession and that I am about to post here for you to examine prove, conclusively, that the highest seat of our government was compromised in the pursuit of the unholy and bloodsucking vampires. Although, by all accounts, Lincoln stayed true to his country and his mission, even the prosecutor in the Wilkes-Boothe case had to side step the issue of his humanity to argue for conviction of the brutal assassin:
You’ll notice the lawyer, at the top of the page which recounts his opening argument, is quick to point out that this is NOT ABOUT KILLING A HUMAN BEING… and at the bottom of this page he admits the secret conspiracy. Proof positive. Thank you Messalina. I am always a believer in telling history as accurately as possible.
December 31, 2011
Well, I’ve made those big changes I mentioned last year, and the year before. I moved to the opposite end of the country (the backwards end… bleh), and I’m going to commit to making the best of it after two years of bitching about it.
Another political season is upon us and, far from my liberal and secure home of yesteryear, I’m in the midst of neanderthals who embody the very principals and beliefs that I abhor.
I’ll be doing some ranting. Put up a few road maps, and see if I can find a reliable navigator. Should be easier now that we all have GPS in our pockets right?
See you soon.
February 22, 2010
is that they interrupt your best laid plans. Including the ones that read “continue writing blog during changes”. Still changing. Still not writing. Back soon.
November 23, 2009
I took some time off to be happy about our change in leadership recently. No more snippy blogs. Well, actually, no more blogs at all… but I thought it was time to sit back and see how this new regime was going to do.
And… here I am. So not so good I think. Don’t get me wrong. Yippee, no McCain Palin in the White House. But also no Hill and Bill in the White House. Dammit.
So I’m back to raise a ruckus where I see fit, then let you know what you can do to be an “influencer”.
That and I’m contemplating major life changes so I need a distraction… Lucky you.
